i've put together my dream team of people you would most likely want to be in your getaway vehicle during a slow speed persuit. find a posse like this and you're on your way to the canadian /mexican border...
middle eastern dude (driver) - this guy's business recently went under. he's pissed and will drive a mean 20mph...maybe even 23.
chris brown (security) - any ladies coming to your vehicle to check the trunk? no way he'll hesitate in settling her straight with a few contusions and a busted lip. you defintely don't want to be around if her man ends up being on the floor that night.
christian bale (negotiator) - handling all negotiation attempts from LAPD. his foul mouth and short temper will make sure all demands are met. he doesn't give a fuck what the situation is, he will verbally tear any cop a new asshole.
OJ (navigator) - he's done this before and knows exactly what to do in any situation involving a chase of a white vehicle. Russinabox mentioned to me that he's been in jail for about six months now. guess i missed that one. anyways, he will then be navigating via Skype.
boys just wanna have fun!
middle eastern dude (driver) - this guy's business recently went under. he's pissed and will drive a mean 20mph...maybe even 23.
chris brown (security) - any ladies coming to your vehicle to check the trunk? no way he'll hesitate in settling her straight with a few contusions and a busted lip. you defintely don't want to be around if her man ends up being on the floor that night.
christian bale (negotiator) - handling all negotiation attempts from LAPD. his foul mouth and short temper will make sure all demands are met. he doesn't give a fuck what the situation is, he will verbally tear any cop a new asshole.
OJ (navigator) - he's done this before and knows exactly what to do in any situation involving a chase of a white vehicle. Russinabox mentioned to me that he's been in jail for about six months now. guess i missed that one. anyways, he will then be navigating via Skype.
boys just wanna have fun!
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